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God’s Response to Anita..

God heard the cries of Anita and decided as an one-off to respond to her cries. Here are his responses.

Anita’s Cry:

1. Carry on educational qualifications over several births.

God’s Response:

Stupid Anita. It is already happening. You carry your learnings across several generations through genes. You call it evolution. Otherwise from simple bacteria, how did you become such an intelligent woman..?

Anita’s Cry:

2. Ajmal Kasab, Mallika Sherawat and Rakhi Sawant – What to do with them..?

God’s Response:

Do whatever. But are you capable of ‘doing’ anything to them really..? BTW, in your area SPM was very high yesterday, triggering a whole lot of diseases and deaths that would surface in next few months in that locality. Are you sure you want to think about these people and not about SPM..?

Anita’s Cry:

3. Environmental confusion

God’s Response:

Your TV channels don’t listen to me, as I don’t pay them. They listen to their advertisers and want to increase their viewership. So they try to do my job.

But Anita, Environment changes are a reality to you. You are contributing to it is a reality. I have given you evolving intelligence. Use it and evolve further.

Anita’s Cry:

4. Warring Nations – Sources of employment

God’s Response:

Neither War Nor employment is my design. It has been designed by you people. Do you intervene in your kid’s fight..? BTW, death may be very big to you. To me it looks the same as  falling off nails/hair to you.

Anita’s Cry:

5. Opposite Poles attract

God’s Response:

Give it sometime. It will have the most wonderful bonding ever.

Anita’s Cry:

6. Pregnancy of 3 months

God’s Response:

That’s fine by me. You can choose on your own with scientific advancements to reduce the term of your pregnancy in future. But your life time will be reduced the same %.

Anita’s Cry:

7.  Only one pregnancy

God’s Response:

Are you sure about it..? Check. It will reduce the human population and make it extinct.

Anita’s Cry:

8. Twins in one pregnancy – One boy and one girl

God’s Response:

You can Have it like that, if you wish, through your own scientific advancements. But rate of intelligence evolution will get reduced, as pregnancy happens only once and diversity reduces.

This will also promote more in-breeding and can make your population extinct.

Your wish. Your knowledge. Do whatever you want.

Anita’s cry:

9.  No Labor pain

God’s Response:

When you were evolving, you did not have any labor pain at the start. It is your own fallacies that institutionalized labor pain in you people. By evolution, your body is designed to expel the child effortlessly.

I thought you choose not to exercise your organs appropriately, not to undergo that exercising pain continuously and chose to feel pain once or twice during labor.

Anita’s Cry:

10. Mother in Law – Daughter-in-Law

God’s Response:

In the way you have evolved, you will have positive reaction with no other person, but will have to adjust and evolve. That is the way knowledge sharing, improvement and evolution works. If everybody has only positive reactions, evolution will not work.

If you can’t adjust with your mother-in-law, how will you adjust in public places, public transport, higher authorities, intruding colleagues, rebellious children, ignoring bureaucracy, haughty politicians, powerful businessmen etc..?

Anita’s Cry:

11. Why no respect for daughter-in-law..?

God’s Response:

I thought in your way of life, daughter-in-law becomes the ruler at the end, the queen of the house. So can’t you go through some pains to become the queen..?

Anita’s Cry:

12. Men to worship females and not their idols

I thought in your system of evolution, it already happens. Except between 10-20, when men roam around with men, at all other ages, they follow women, I thought.

13. Separating countries with sea.

Actually it is happening already. From a single plate, your planet Earth has been taken over by oceans and split into different continents and countries.  So what is the new thing you are asking for here..?

14. Is kalki avatar obsolete..?

In your Hindu theories, avatars of Vishnu are symbols of evolution, if I understand you people correctly. Each avatar indicates the pinnacle of intelligence (and power) achieved in the evolutionary stage. At one stage fish was the most intelligent being and powerful roaming the planet. From fish, tortoise, Pig, Lion, Hominids, Priests, Kings, Farmers, businessmen the society is evolved to be run by scientists and science. Kalki indicates that society is going to be run by science and scientists.

Is it obsolete..?

Hope you are satisfied with my answers, Anita.

Enjoy!

-GOD

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3 Responses

  1. According to Vishnupurana the avatars are only six.Inlater ages when people started worshiping Rama, Krishna, Buddha they werre also added as avatars of Lord Vishnu.If there are no followers there is no God.Kalki is the creation Of Buddhists in SriLanka.Yes the original six avatars described in Vedas are an explanation of evolution as they imagined.

  2. Yes I liked it!!! Thanks for anwsering my prayers so soon!